The Hodgepodge of the Queen's English

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1. Every January 1st since 1976 Lake Superior University has published a list of words they'd like to see banished from the Queen's English.  Words may be banished due to misuse, overuse or just general uselessness (go here to read more about how the words were chosen).  Here are the words/phrases they'd like to see banished in 2014:

selfie, twerk/twerking, hashtag, Twittersphere, Mr. Mom, T-bone, ____on steroids, the suffixes-ageddon, and -pocalypse added to anything and everything, from the world of politics the words-intellectually/morally bankrupt and Obamacare, and from the world of sports the words-adversity and fan base

Which of these words/phrases would you most like to see banished from everyday speech and why? Is there a word not on the list you'd like to add?
I'm fine with banishing the words, but could we also banish the actual existence of these things? I think the whole world would be better off.

And by the way, if you banish adversity and your fan base from the world of sports, is it really a sport anymore?

2. What one unfinished project nags at you begging to be completed in this new year?

Unpacking and settling into our new house. I would like that completed this month, not this year. In fact, this week would be good.

And since I cleaned out a whole bunch of stuff before we moved, where did all this junk come from that I'm unpacking now?!?

3. When did you last have a bowl of soup? What kind? Homemade or from a can? What's your favorite soup?
Now that we actually live in a state that has winter ... and cold ... and snow, we've enjoyed a lot of soup in the last two months. We like both homemade and canned, especially if it comes with grilled cheese.

4. Snowed in, snowed under, snow job...which one most applies to your life in recent days, figuratively speaking.
Maybe a little snowed under. After all, we moved into our house five days before Christmas. We still put up the stockings and the tree, but we had to be a little creative with the picture taking to avoid all the boxes stacked everywhere.

5. What's the funniest movie you've ever seen, or at least one of the funniest?
I would say any movie with witty dialogue. The rest of the people in my house (all guys) would say any movie that has jokes about flatulence and burping.

6.  In general, would you say you're clumsy?

Yes, and so would anyone else that knows me.

7. Elvis Presley was born on Hodgepodge Day (January 8th) back in 1935.  Are you an Elvis fan?  What's your favorite Elvis tune? If that's too hard, which Elvis tune do you dislike the least?  Click here for a list of his songs.

Elvis has left the building. Let the poor man rest in peace.

8. Insert your own random thought here.

I made a big announcement on the first that I was back to blogging. Then I didn't post anything for a week. That's not the kind of blogging I was planning on getting back to, but internet issues and something else ... oh yes, THE STORM kept me from blogging. But all is as back to normal as it can get, so you'll be hearing from me more often.

Lucky you.

I'm Back, Baby!

Yes, after a four month hiatus I'm back to blogging. A lot's happened in the past four months, which is part of the reason I haven't blogged, but if I were to tell you about it all now, you'd be reading this post for the next four months.

So instead, we'll just go with the news that we've relocated from Florida to the great Midwest where I've enjoyed more snow than I've seen in twenty plus years. We're still unpacking and I'm afraid I'll never find enough socks to keep my feet from freezing. I'm also resigned to the fact that I won't truly be warm until spring.

Be that as it may, we're right where God wants us and that makes everything else all right. I'll be blogging more about all the changes in our lives over the next few weeks. For now I'll just say have a Happy New Year.

I plan to!

The Reality of the Blunt Hodgepodge

You know what to do. 

1. What's your worst food memory?  How about one of your best?
Worst memory might be when someone took us to CiCi's pizza when the kids were little. We were on deputation, raising support for us to go to Uganda, so we hit the road shortly after dinner. When we stopped for the night at a motel, Stephanie climbed out of the van and proceeded to vomit all over the parking lot. Matt watched for a moment before joining her. We got them upstairs to the room, but there was little we could do about the parking lot. Or the fact that the kids had emptied their stomachs directly next to the driver's side door of a very expensive sports car.


2. Do you appreciate people telling it like it is, or would you rather a speaker temper his/her words and maybe beat around the bush a little?  How about when you're the one communicating...which type are you? 
Really don't appreciate people telling it like it is when I haven't asked them for their opinion.


3. What's your favorite place to hang out?
Someplace quiet. I haven't found that place yet.

4. When do you most feel like you're a slave to time?
Ummm ... all the time?


5. What was the last concert you attended?  Who'd you go with? Was it any good?
The whole family went to a Legacy Five (Southern Gospel) concert in January. Most. Fun. Ever.


6. Reality TV...harmful or harmless?  What's your guilty pleasure when it comes to reality TV?
I've been told on more than one occasion that our family would make a good reality show, but I tend to disagree. I don't think anyone wants to know us that well.


I don't want to know us that well.

7. What's something you think is overrated?
The ability to cook. 

8.  Insert your own random thought here.
Sometimes gray hair is caused by age, but most of the time it's caused by your kids.

The Simplified Hodgepodge

Read. Comment. Click. Repeat.  Couldn't get any simpler than that.

1. The first week of August is National Simplify Your Life Week...what's one thing you could do this week to qualify as a participant?
Get rid of my boys. It's not ethical, but it would certainly simplify my life.


2. It's also National Peach Month...peach pie, peach cobbler, or please pour me aBellini?  What's your peach pleasure?
Peach cobbler, and lots of it.


3. Eleanor Roosevelt once wrote, "Do one thing every day that scares you." Agree or disagree...explain.
I encounter something every day that scares me. It's called life.


4. What's your favorite household chore?  Yes-you have to name one.
Cleaning out my email folders.

What? She insisted I name one, and this certainly beats cleaning the bathroom!

5. Fodors recently listed (what they've dubbed) the ten most beautiful sunset spots in America. Click here to read more and see the pretty pictures, but this is their list:

Butterfly Beach in Santa Barbara CA, Mount Haleakala in Maui HI, Old Fort Marcy Park in Santa Fe NM, Laguna Beach CA, Hopi Point in Grand Canyon AZ, Four Seasons in Miami FL, Santa Monica Pier in Santa Monica CA, Gay Head in Martha's Vineyard MA, Ensign Peak in Salt Lake City UT, and Mallory Square in Key West Florida.

Have you seen the sun set from any of these spots?  If you could choose to watch the sun set this weekend from one spot on the Fodors List, which would you choose?  Where was the prettiest sunset you've ever seen?
I fail to see how their sunsets could be prettier than any other sunsets. After all, it is the same sun.


6. What's your favorite or most used app?  If you don't use apps how about your favorite or most visited website?
I have a lot of organizational apps. They're not used much, though. I think I need an app that organizes my apps.


7. We've recently passed the halfway mark for 2013...write a seven word sentence that sums up your year thus far.
This is too much homework for summertime.


8.  Insert your own random thought here.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women are.
Just thought you ought to know!

An Inspiring Hodgepodge

I don't know about you, but I'm always inspired by the Hodgepodge. So come on and get motivated. Who knows, maybe the Hodgepodge will make you a star! After you leave a comment, go see Joyce and read everyone else's answers. And don't forget to add your own.

 

 

1. Share one way you think the world has changed for the better since you were a kid?
24 hour Walmart. How did I survive when they closed at ten?

 2. How 'bout one way it's changed for the worse?
Walmart in general. I always feel overdressed when I wear actual clothes instead of my pajamas.

3. Starlight, starfish, starling, Starbucks...your favorite 'star'?

George Clooney's always fun to look at.

4. Name a song that's overplayed, but you love it anyway.
My boys made up a song called, "I Am Not A Monkey, I Do Not Like Bananas". It's stupid and annoying, but they sing it in harmony and it makes me laugh every time, even while I'm telling them to knock it off.

By the way, that is the extent of the lyrics.

5. When did you last have home made ice cream? Your latest favorite flavor?
We used to make homemade ice cream when we lived in Uganda. We did it with powdered milk, and it tasted very weird. We haven't had homemade ice cream since. I guess you could say the experience left a bad taste in our mouths. HA!

6. What do you think is the best way to inspire or motivate people?
It beats the fire out of me. I spend a lot of my time trying to motivate the boys to do the dishes and get their laundry done.

7. When was the last time you were without power?
I'm never powerless unless I forget to take my Underdog Super Energy Pill.

8. Insert your own random thought here.I don't think people should post pictures of their feet on the internet. Unless, of course, it's pictures of a granddaughter's first pedicure.

 

That's absolutely okay to post!

 



A Royal Prince of a Hodgepodge

Time for our middle of the week break, so have a cup of tea and serve up a slice of hodgepodge. If this is your first solo flight, I doubt you'll get lost. Just leave a comment here, and then click on the big Hodgepodge button to see what everyone else has to say, and then link your own answers up. So easy, even a prince could do it.

1. July 24th is Amelia Earhart Day.  Earhart was the first female to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.  What's something you've recently accomplished solo? 
I don't do solos. The best I can offer is a duet. I usually sing alto, and I play the piano at the same time because then, if I hit a wrong note people say, "well the poor girl was doing two things at once. Small wonder if she doesn't make a mistake!"

2.  What's one product you use that never ever fails?
Money. It spends every time.


3. Have you found your place in the world? Where is it?
At the moment it's sitting in my desk chair. Tomorrow I'm pretty sure my place will be at the grocery store.


4.  Worst movie you ever saw?
Anything with Jean-Claude van Damme or Chuck Norris. And trust me, with as many males as I have in my family, I've seen a lot of those movies. They are martial arts and special effects documentaries loosely hiding behind an incredibly weak plot line so thin that it's almost non-existent.


5. What's the last fun thing you did?
We just got back from visiting our daughter and her new husband. 

They look blissfully happy, don't they?

6. The month of July is named for Roman Emperor Julius Caesar...ever been to Rome? What's your favorite Italian dish?
Bradley Cooper. His mother is Italian and his father is Irish. And he is quite the dish.

Come on, you know you drooled.

7. What is one piece of advice you'd offer new mom Kate Middleton?
Get that silver spoon out of the kid's mouth before he chokes to death on it.


8.  Insert your own random thought here.
Why can I find Christmas wrapping paper in the closet in July, but I'll have no idea where it is come December?

The Hodgepodge

I know, I know. Boring title, right? I sat here for awhile thinking about the title, but I'm tired and I finally realized I could waste what brain power I had left coming up with a clever title, or I could spend it thinking up answers to these questions. I chose option 2. If you chose that as well, (and even if you don't), leave a comment after reading my answers, and then go prove that you can do better by clicking on the link and adding your own answers to Joyce's list.

1. Picture postcards were first printed back in the mid-1800's and deltiology is the official name for postcard collecting. When did you last send a postcard?  Receive one? Do you save postcards sent to you? Do you collect and/or send postcards when you travel?
I was a deltiologist when I was a child, although I was unaware of the term until now. And I probably wouldn't use the term now except on the blog because it sounds weird. Like a cousin to a proctologist or something.

At any rate, my grandmother decided that each of us needed to have a hobby, so she assigned one to us. I got postcards, which was okay, but I didn't think it was cool like my sisters' assigned hobbies. My oldest sister collected stamps, and my next oldest sister collected coins. Those seemed way cooler than my postcards. At any rate, at least I didn't have a lame collection like my brother's. Our grandmother assigned him to collect bottle caps.

2. What treat do you most like to indulge in while on vacation?
Relaxation. It's a luxury I can rarely afford.

3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I know it's probably hard for you to picture this, but I hide most of my feelings behind a subtle wall of sarcasm.

I'm sure that surprises you.

4. Does your town/city/county still deliver telephone books to your home? Do you check the yellow pages when searching for a local business number or has the internet replaced the phone book in your home?
Every company and his brother leaves telephone books at our house. I set them all aside in case I need them, which I never do, because I always look things up on the the internet.

The rest of my family never uses the telephone books because when they need a phone number, they just ask me.

5. Would you rather be first or last?
That would depend on what I'm lining up for, wouldn't it? 

6. July is National Park and Recreation Month (in America, but everyone can still play along)...where and when were you last in a park?  Did you participate in any recreational activities while you were there?
I was in a state park today. I rode my bike over the Kentucky Dam which is in the Kentucky Dam Village State Park.

Hmmm. That's not a national park. Does it still count?

7.  What was one of your worst ideas?
When I was seven or eight, I wanted to create some kind of a culinary delight. Since I am was limited both in talent and ingredients, I smashed pieces of white bread into a tight little ball and soaked them in pickle juice. I'm all about presentation, so I served each "pickle ball" on a piece of lettuce.

Small wonder most people just want me to bring the ice.

8.  Insert your own random thought here.
I like cake, but it has to be chocolate. And I'd appreciate it more if it had a scoop of ice cream on the side.

Just thought I should mention it.