Thursday, February 19, 2009


I'm not completely over the flu, but I have decided I am going to live. What I haven't decided is whether or not I want to live. While I debate that question, I thought I'd share a few other questions with you that someone sent me. Enjoy!

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Just a few things I've pondered in my fever-induced haze!


  1. All very good questions that really should be pondered. Are you planning to answer these in your next post? :) Hope you feel better soon!

  2. "Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?"

    That is for all those kids who don't eat the bun

    "Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?"

    Have you ever tried it? It can be done ...

  3. Freda, yeah we can close our month to put mascara but it mess with your mind too much. Not worth it.
    Where is the "why do girls have to go to the bathroom in groups?" hahaha


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