Dogfood and Underwear

Why is it that, no matter what I take to a church fellowship, after awhile it starts looking like dog food. I make perfectly edible food. In some cases it even tastes good. But it certainly doesn't retain it's looks over the course of the evening!

I thought I'd also leave you with random comments I heard from my boys this weekend.

"Now I have to kill someone again." (Someone turned off the xbox before he had a chance to save.)

"Where's my underwear?" (Someone made them disappear while he was in the shower.)

"He's wearing my clothes!"  Me:  "Can't you loan them to him for one night?"  He:  "They were already dirty!"

"Something about this place gives me gas." (I have no idea what inspired that comment.)

"I can't find any of my own clothes."

First Brother:  "You aren't wearing any underwear." Second Brother:  "Yes I am." (Drops his pants.) "See?"

And once again I wonder if I will ever get them to realize this is not a guys' dorm.

So how was your weekend?