Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Gotta Love the Random!

That's right, sports fans! It's time for another Random Dozen. You know the rules: read the questions and answers. Laugh loudly at my wit. Leave a fun comment. Click here to head over to Lid's so you can link up with your own questions. Let the fun begin!

1. What was the last thing about which you procrastinated?

Ummmm, I'll have to get back to you on that.

2. How long does it take you to fall asleep, and do you sleep through the night?

Lately I fall asleep any time I sit still for very long. Makes driving a challenge. Sleep through the night? Hardly. Now that my kids don't wake me up that much anymore my bladder has decided to take over.

3. Which decade would you choose to exemplify your favorite fashion styles?

I prefer to dress in the current decade and style because dressing in dated fashions looks ... dated. The real question is, are we at the end of one decade or the beginning of another one?

4. What is your personal best dish to feed a crowd?

That would be the bucket of chicken I get from KFC. I've never messed one up yet.

5. Are you an impulse shopper? What was the last thing you bought on impulse?

A colon cleanser. Don't ask.

6. What is one wish you have for your own funeral?

I'll wish I weren't dead.

7. If it's true that joy is in found in the simple things in life, what does your joy look like today?

Joy is my pillow. Happiness is my blanket. Sheer and unutterable bliss is my bed. You decide: am I lyrical or just tired?

8. What is your favorite type of bread?

The kind you get when you make a lot of dough.

9. What trait do you fear developing the most? (Laziness, greediness, grumpiness, etc.)

The wording of this question assumes I have not already developed those traits.

10. What trait would you like most to develop?

Which trait would I like to develop out of laziness, greediness or grumpiness? Actually, I think I've got them all down pat.

11. Which room in your house best reflects your personality? Why?

The laundry room. I've got some great equipment in there with a lot of potential, but it's often lost under the every day reality of dirty laundry.

12. How do you maintain balance in your life regarding, work, family, church, other organizations and activities, and blogging?

If you know me at all, you know that I don't balance any of it very well. It's one mad scramble to keep all those plates spinning on their sticks.

Now hurry and write a comment before you head over to Lid's. You know you want to!


  1. A colon cleanse? I really would love to hear about that impulse buy! I love your description of joy! Enjoyed your answers today.

  2. I almost bought one of those the other day :) loved your answers!

  3. Well, I"m pretty sure you're going to have to blog about the colon cleanse after today. Inquiring middle-aged minds want to know.

  4. Spin the plates and enjoy life! Sounds like you have HUMOR down PAT! Thanks for the morning laugh!

  5. Funny! A colon cleanse? Like the one on the infomercial? Can't wait to hear that story!

  6. KFC: What a great answer! Thanks for the laugh!
    You know you're going to have to post about the colon cleanser, right?

  7. I don't believe you people! I waxed poetical on this one. I had more than one witty answer. I even had acrobatic word pictures (in #12) and still all you people are interested in is the colon cleanser. This is so very sad!

  8. I think it's because we're all curious how one cleanses a colon. Why a colon needs cleansing? and do the other organs get jelious that you chose the colon for a bath and say not the brain. If it were MY body, I'm pretty sure the brain would be like: "hey hey I've got the cob webs ME first! the colon is ALWAYS full of crap..."
    Just saying.
    I'll be expecting a report by Monday tops.

  9. I LOVE your answers especially your funeral. SO HONEST!
    Mine is here
    Nice to meet you.
    Happy Wednesday!

  10. Good answers Jill. You always make me laugh.

  11. A colon cleanse as an impulse buy? Now that is interesting.

    My husband loves KFC and would very much appreciate that entree!


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